Tuesday, July 22, 2008
i decided to be tough about this one. i carried a boomer box with me and i was blasting the baddest (meaning the goodest for all of you who are not up on the gangsta talk like me) rapper in the world. MASTER P. i was bout it bout and braking off something as i waltzed into the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. this time there was a note on the door saying "dear shivpappa0 i know you coming for me but im ready" i looked behind me quick like to make sure the voice reading it was my brain and not the nighthag. lucky i was good so i opened the door it was unlocked. i turned up some hoody hoo and the whole room was just ghetto after that. no nitemare could scare me. sure enough that there nighthag was coming down the big stairs again all haggy nightlike nighthag footstepping like but i was fed up. WITH MY BARE HANDS I SHOT THE BOOMER BOX AT HER. the huge explosion happened. my adrenoline pumped and ran through that locked door VAPERIZING IT. when i turned back there was a mushroom cloud where the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard used to be. it was 30 feet high in diameter.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
ok guys i ventured out into the dark darkness once again. it didnt go any better. when i got to the door it was bordered shut. i dont think i could have gotten in but luck for me i had my mace with me. i crushed the boards with it easy like. the boards were crumplered so they were easy broken. this nightly like nighthag was trying to send me a massage. BUT I WASNT LISTENING. I HAD TO GET THIS THING. i walked right into that darn house and once again there was the human flesh on the ground. i stepped over it though because it was old news. the paranormal light was still super mega bright almost blindedly. i waved my hands to cover the light and it did not succeed. the nighthag was walking down those same stairs again. "HEY YOU I SAID GET OUT OF HERE shivpappa0" the nighthag yelled and grunted. i grunted back "NO I AM HERE TO DESTROY YOU" and i grunted. the nighthag who was about 16 feet in length just took big steps toward me again but I DIDNT BACK DOWN OK. she grabbed me but i easily dodgeded it. i ran past her up the stairs. but oh no. one of them broke. my foot got stuck. i was worried. the nighthag turned around. she grunted "NOW I GOT YOU" and started back up them big stairs with those hag steps. i screamed but not like a girl more like a manly man and with all my might AND A LITTLE HELP FROM MY BARE HANDS I RIPPEDED MY LEG CLEAN OFF OF MY LEG. I MEAN MY FOOT. i then grabbed my foot so i can sew it on later. i havent yet it still in freezer but that another story. anyways i ran at the nighthag down the stairs but since i had one foot i tripped and rolled down all fast. i tripped the nighthag on the legs and she fell right on me MAN OH MAN SHE IS A BIG. it hurt but not too much hurt. "NOW YOU GONNA GET IT" she grunted all grunt like. i was too fast for her tho. she try getting up WHAM I PULL HER RIGHT BACK DOWN. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING shivpappa0" she said but i did not reply i was concentrating. i used my might to PUSH HER OFF ME and then i high tailed it out of there. i had to repair my leg i mean my foot. now i am repairing it. i am adding laser beams to make it stronger.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
i went alsleep again ok i tell you EXACTLY what happened. i grabbed my halberd and my torch and my halberd and i ran out to that there abandoned house in the woods in my backyards. i saw that paranormal light in the window again and i knew the big nighthag was there. i opened the door WITH MY BARE HANDS and barged in there ready to battle some nitemares. on the floor was a note. it said dear shivpappa0 i know u try to kill me but i am too much of nitemare to let you hahahahahahahaha. i thought i was reading it but then i realized SOMEONE WAS SAYING IT THERE WAS NO NOTE OH MY GOD! i turned around and saw the nighthag she was at least 13 feet tall with eyes like the devil. i was so scared a lot but then i said you know what I AIN'T SCARED. i grabbed that nighthag and shook her up real good like. she said stop but i said NO YOU NIGHTHAG I WILL DEFEET YOU. the nighthag growled haggy-like and grabbed me. SOON SHE WAS SHAKING ME AND NOT VICE VERSA. i knew that there nighthag got the best of me so i had to get out. the door was locked though. the nighthag kept shaking me but i tried for the door BUT IT WAS LOCKED. the door was locked though. the nighthag kept shaking me but i tried for the door BUT IT WAS LOCKED. when i saw the nighthag glaring i know i had to fight back. USING BARE HANDS I RIPPED THE DOOR OPEN AND RAN OUT. the nighthag won again but i aint scared im going back.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
The Light in the Woods in my Dream
the other day i tuck myself in bed and went alsleep. i was counting sheep cause thats what i do when i sleep. try it you like and NOT BE BORED WHEN ALSLEEP. anyways i count 54.3 sheep when a goat come and jump the count fence. thats when the strange happened. the nighttime became all paralised like and paralised. i look out the window and a abandoned house appear in the woods in my backyard. i got worried when i heard strange noises coming from the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i crept through the trees very sneaky like and saw that there was this super paranormal light in the window of the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i was very scared but i wasn't scared so i opened the door and walked into the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. when i got in i saw the scary things in there and i almost just lost it. the bats were everywhere and on the ground were skulls and tattered remains of some sort of clothing type material. i think it was human skin so i didnt touch it. but then the paranomalist thing happened. i looked up at the stairs and saw this night like hag on the top of the stairs in the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard! it had these glowing beedy red beady eyes and i saw that this nighthag was not happy at all. the nightly nighthag glared at me and i knew that i was in place i should not be in place. i glared right back at that nighthag AND SAID "HEY YOU GET OUT" but she didnt listen. she stomped down those big stairs and i just let go. after i was done my pants were soaked. i was so scared i turned around and ran out of the door but the door was locked so i didnt do any running so i was still trapped. i closed my eyes and hoped it would open but i heard the big old nighthag grunting and walking down the stair so i PUSHED THE DOOR OPEN WITH MY BARE HANDS and i ran out of the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard. i ran back to my house and i can still see that paranormal light in the abandoned house in the woods in my backyard in my dream when i alsleep.
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